Thanks to Andrew Hussie and Homestuck, now:
I have over, on this fandom alone, a thousand pictures of fan art on my computer.
I wanna meet a group of trolls.
Trolls are no longer thought of as stupid and senseless creatures you have to beat into a bloody pulp on some RPG.
RPGs where Live Action RP is involved scare me now.
Video games are viewed in a more terrified way.
I know my keyboard a whole lot better
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When I hear a lisp, I smile.
I ship characters
All the time
And don't feel bad about it.
Wonder: if someone dies on the moon, will they go God-teir?
I refer to Betty Crocker as: THE EVIL BATTER WITCH!!!! And say that title aloud every time I see her infamous logo.
I cosplay a heck of a lot more than I used to.
As a troll.
I actually RP.
When I talk about love, I also talk about the rest of my quadrants.
And then I have to answer the questions: "What the hell is a 'moirail', 'kismeisis', and an 'auspisitice'?"
Poker, casinos, and playing cards in general make me think of both love and violent gangs at the same time.
Pool tables and pool balls also make me think of violent gangs.
As well as an evil overlord that wants to kill us all.
Along with a sexy mofo who will destroy the universe if she dies.
I hear 'shoosh' or 'pap', I giggle.
That made me giggle.
Seeing one, of any stereotypical kind, also makes me giggle.
And think of how babies are made.
Subtly (and not so subtly) as well as subliminally, I try to push this fandom on my family.
With little to no success.
But I do it anyway.
I own a pair of cop sunglasses that don't look good on me and that I ever wear.
A log of pages to a web comic is my homepage.
Dirty wife beaters make me giggle.
As well as dirty, oily, and patched up stuffed rabbits.
I wanna yellow lizard that blows bubbles
I say things like 'glubbing', 'bluh', and 'gog' all the time in real life.
As well as derp.
I used to love my astrological sign.
Now I hate it with an undying passion and don't like to admit what sign I am.
I want the signs changed by three days so my sign can be changed.
So I can change my patron troll.
I like to ask other people what their signs are.
So I can know to hate them or love them.
Living in house with two Aquariuses, a Leo, and an Aries is weird.
I use the word 'shenanigans' a lot.
Sometimes when something dramatic is about to go down, I think or announce: "We are making. This. HAPEN!"
And the College English Major in me doesn't say: "You misspelled 'happen'".
Sometimes when I'm mad at my computer, I go: "DAMN YOU HUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
While also thinking about flipping a table.
I actually posted this.
And I'm not ashamed of it.