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Thanks to Andrew Hussie and Homestuck, now:

• I have over, on this fandom alone, a thousand pictures of fan art on my computer.

• And counting.

• I wanna meet a group of trolls.

• Trolls are no longer thought of as stupid and senseless creatures you have to beat into a bloody pulp on some RPG.

• RPGs where Live Action RP is involved scare me now.

• Video games are viewed in a more terrified way.

• I know my keyboard a whole lot better

• Because of all the times 1 SOM3HOW H4D two wriite 2ome, uHH, SPEECH QUIRK of some dum8 and weiiiiiiiird kind. :::; )

• When I hear a lisp, I smile.

• I ship characters

• Mercilessly

• All the time

• And don't feel bad about it.

• Wonder: if someone dies on the moon, will they go God-teir?

• I refer to Betty Crocker as: THE EVIL BATTER WITCH!!!!  And say that title aloud every time I see her infamous logo.

• I cosplay a heck of a lot more than I used to.

• As a troll.

• I actually RP.

• When I talk about love, I also talk about the rest of my quadrants.

• And then I have to answer the questions: "What the hell is a 'moirail', 'kismeisis', and an 'auspisitice'?"

• Poker, casinos, and playing cards in general make me think of both love and violent gangs at the same time.

• Pool tables and pool balls also make me think of violent gangs.

• As well as an evil overlord that wants to kill us all.

• Along with a sexy mofo who will destroy the universe if she dies.

• I hear 'shoosh' or 'pap', I giggle.

• BUCKET! PAIL!

• That made me giggle.

• Seeing one, of any stereotypical kind, also makes me giggle.

• And think of how babies are made.

• Subtly (and not so subtly) as well as subliminally, I try to push this fandom on my family.

• With little to no success.

• But I do it anyway.

• I own a pair of cop sunglasses that don't look good on me and that I ever wear.

• A log of pages to a web comic is my homepage.

• Dirty wife beaters make me giggle.

• As well as dirty, oily, and patched up stuffed rabbits.

• I wanna yellow lizard that blows bubbles…

• I say things like 'glubbing', 'bluh', and 'gog' all the time in real life.

• As well as derp.

• And 'friend-leader.'

• I used to love my astrological sign.

• Now I hate it with an undying passion and don't like to admit what sign I am.

• I want the signs changed by three days so my sign can be changed.

• So I can change my patron troll.

• I like to ask other people what their signs are.

• So I can know to hate them or love them.

• Living in house with two Aquariuses, a Leo, and an Aries is weird.

• I use the word 'shenanigans' a lot.

• Sometimes when something dramatic is about to go down, I think or announce: "We are making.  This.  HAPEN!"

• And the College English Major in me doesn't say: "You misspelled 'happen'".

• Sometimes when I'm mad at my computer, I go: "DAMN YOU HUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

• While also thinking about flipping a table.

• I actually posted this.

• And I'm not ashamed of it.
I regret nothing! :iconkarkatfuckyeaplz:

Homestuck (c) :iconandrewhussieplz:


Edit:

WHOA! Over one hundred faves and 15 hundred views?!?!?!?!?!?

This took me, like, seven minutes to think up.

Then only twenty minutes to type.

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE APRROVE OF THESE SHENANIGANS!?!?!?!

Edit-Edit:

150+ faves and 2,200+ views?????

What-- I can't-- just-- I--
:iconfaintsplz:

Edit-Edit-Edit

200+ faves and 3,000+ views...........................?

My head just exploded.

Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit

300 faves....

42 hundred + views.........

This was on the front page...........................

I-I-I-- I just-- just-- I can't-- I don't even--

*finds a vacant corner and curls up in the fetal position*

I think I'm gonna pass out.

One-Last-Edit

I just want to thank everyone that faved this. I wish that I could thank you all, personally, but there were just so many all at once that I can't get to them all! I will get back to you if you comment, but for faves, I'm afraid all I can do is give a group thank you!

So thank you!
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:iconnekogirl2:
nekogirl2 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
i understand and do most of these things homestuck has consumed my life sort of there are other tiny fandoms battling to regain my life xDD
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:iconariabinow:
ariabinow Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student General Artist
omg you have amazing life
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:iconponythekidrs:
Ponythekidrs Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*reads edit* Wow. Uh. That's a lot of popularity...

But you know if you use zules.com/patrontroll you can see if it'll change. Maybe. I dunno. Cause I'm an Equius ordinarily, but I used the calculator and the result is now Vriska. I don't know why but I think she's awesome.

Oh, and have another favorite.
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madsmile2500 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
gotta agree with ya yo. gotta agree
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CrystalStar202 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Student General Artist
I've been reading Homestuck for a week or two now and thanks to you i just rememburd whut my astrological sign was, a Taurus. 
great, jus great, i have no idea whut 2 sai about dis
:iconbruhpertplz: 

SICK FIRES
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:icondonglickr:
donglickr Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  New member Professional Filmographer
homestuck
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imzeev Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i lo ve bomestuck
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we-only-need-time23 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
magic... alzzzo zzzame here on all of it all!!! exept i got a typing quirk becauzzze of it
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NyaNyaNyaNyaNyaAnime Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
All of these and more! By the way, patron and zodiac troll are different. I feel bad for directing people, but my best friends corrected me on this just so I knew. The link to figure it out is here: gbshomestuck.tumblr.com/post/3… The list is so perfect, though! It made me fangirl and smile more with every knew list item I read! I would like to know your zodiac, if you don't mind my asking. I am Aquarius with patron being Equius.
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FallenAngel842 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
......
I'm not sure why
But I fucking love you
For making this!

And I also know how it feels to kindda hate your patron troll
I am a sagittarius myself, so yeah.. Equius

He can be cool sometimes though, but he is probably the one troll I dont' want as a patron :/
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