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Thanks to Andrew Hussie and Homestuck, now:

• I have over, on this fandom alone, a thousand pictures of fan art on my computer.

• And counting.

• I wanna meet a group of trolls.

• Trolls are no longer thought of as stupid and senseless creatures you have to beat into a bloody pulp on some RPG.

• RPGs where Live Action RP is involved scare me now.

• Video games are viewed in a more terrified way.

• I know my keyboard a whole lot better

• Because of all the times 1 SOM3HOW H4D two wriite 2ome, uHH, SPEECH QUIRK of some dum8 and weiiiiiiiird kind. :::; )

• When I hear a lisp, I smile.

• I ship characters

• Mercilessly

• All the time

• And don't feel bad about it.

• Wonder: if someone dies on the moon, will they go God-teir?

• I refer to Betty Crocker as: THE EVIL BATTER WITCH!!!!  And say that title aloud every time I see her infamous logo.

• I cosplay a heck of a lot more than I used to.

• As a troll.

• I actually RP.

• When I talk about love, I also talk about the rest of my quadrants.

• And then I have to answer the questions: "What the hell is a 'moirail', 'kismeisis', and an 'auspisitice'?"

• Poker, casinos, and playing cards in general make me think of both love and violent gangs at the same time.

• Pool tables and pool balls also make me think of violent gangs.

• As well as an evil overlord that wants to kill us all.

• Along with a sexy mofo who will destroy the universe if she dies.

• I hear 'shoosh' or 'pap', I giggle.

• BUCKET! PAIL!

• That made me giggle.

• Seeing one, of any stereotypical kind, also makes me giggle.

• And think of how babies are made.

• Subtly (and not so subtly) as well as subliminally, I try to push this fandom on my family.

• With little to no success.

• But I do it anyway.

• I own a pair of cop sunglasses that don't look good on me and that I ever wear.

• A log of pages to a web comic is my homepage.

• Dirty wife beaters make me giggle.

• As well as dirty, oily, and patched up stuffed rabbits.

• I wanna yellow lizard that blows bubbles…

• I say things like 'glubbing', 'bluh', and 'gog' all the time in real life.

• As well as derp.

• And 'friend-leader.'

• I used to love my astrological sign.

• Now I hate it with an undying passion and don't like to admit what sign I am.

• I want the signs changed by three days so my sign can be changed.

• So I can change my patron troll.

• I like to ask other people what their signs are.

• So I can know to hate them or love them.

• Living in house with two Aquariuses, a Leo, and an Aries is weird.

• I use the word 'shenanigans' a lot.

• Sometimes when something dramatic is about to go down, I think or announce: "We are making.  This.  HAPEN!"

• And the College English Major in me doesn't say: "You misspelled 'happen'".

• Sometimes when I'm mad at my computer, I go: "DAMN YOU HUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

• While also thinking about flipping a table.

• I actually posted this.

• And I'm not ashamed of it.
I regret nothing! :iconkarkatfuckyeaplz:

Homestuck (c) :iconandrewhussieplz:


Edit:

WHOA! Over one hundred faves and 15 hundred views?!?!?!?!?!?

This took me, like, seven minutes to think up.

Then only twenty minutes to type.

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE APRROVE OF THESE SHENANIGANS!?!?!?!

Edit-Edit:

150+ faves and 2,200+ views?????

What-- I can't-- just-- I--
:iconfaintsplz:

Edit-Edit-Edit

200+ faves and 3,000+ views...........................?

My head just exploded.

Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit

300 faves....

42 hundred + views.........

This was on the front page...........................

I-I-I-- I just-- just-- I can't-- I don't even--

*finds a vacant corner and curls up in the fetal position*

I think I'm gonna pass out.

One-Last-Edit

I just want to thank everyone that faved this. I wish that I could thank you all, personally, but there were just so many all at once that I can't get to them all! I will get back to you if you comment, but for faves, I'm afraid all I can do is give a group thank you!

So thank you!
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:iconfuturestar244:
FutureStar244 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Homestuck is litterally bae. I JUST Got back into the fandom. :D
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:iconprysmatic-fox:
Prysmatic-Fox Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're awesome.
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:iconluna-chaaan30:
Luna-chaaan30 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2015  Student General Artist
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Cause it's weird and random
Its the greatest fandom!
XD >.<
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DoctorHetalia69 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
this is so mothahonkin cool!!! i luv it!! this aint shenanigans this has hepened and its homestuck... you cant stop it
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:iconvalleryvalentines123:
ValleryValentines123 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
(Everyone in my household)
Grandma: Leo
Mom: Leo
Dad: Leo
Me: Leo. (And Nepeta is definitely me in troll version)
1st Younger Brother: Leo
2nd Younger brother: Sagittarius
In other words, my house contain the leijons and one Zahhak XD
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:iconredzoe2:
RedZoe2 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
I'm not even that far into it (act 4) But that's hilarious.
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:icongnashingtrex:
gnashingtrex Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015
I'm born on a cusp and I have no idea what troll to choose


//gemini cancer cusp not ashamed 
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:iconderpoderpo22:
derpoderpo22 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015
Errmigerrd!!! SolKat confrimed!!! *SolKat intensifies*
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:iconeagleboy888:
EagleBoy888 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Mother:Aquarius 
Father:Virgo
Brother:Gemini
Sister:Sagitarius
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DraconicHero61702 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2015  Student Writer
Lol
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:iconkirahiscool:
KirahIsCool Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I'm a Gemini, my brother is a Scorpio, my mom and dad are Cancer, my sister is Libra, my other sister is Sagittarius, my grandparents are Taurus, and my cousin is a Capricorn
Ahh what mixed trolls
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:iconhomestuckponiesrule3:
homestuckponiesrule3 Featured By Owner May 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My dad's an Aquarius, my sister is a Leo, my little brother is a Pisces, my other sister is a Virgo, my dog is a Scorpio, and my mom, my other dog, and I are Cancers.
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MosesKitty11 Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a Scorpio, and I know, like, 4 Aries. AKWARD!Sweating a little... 
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:iconh0m357uckgirlf0r3v3r:
H0M357UCKgirlF0R3V3R Featured By Owner Edited Apr 22, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YOU DO YOUR THNG GIRL!!!!!!
OR BOY
lul i'm soorry
*not caring how its spelled because of homestuck
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tacygirl Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My Dear, I Have A Feeling That You Are Either A Capricorn Or An Aquarius. The User Of This Account "Feels Your Pain," As She Says. She Is "On The Cusp Of Both Of These Signs", And "Every Horoscope Site She Visits Depicts Her As Capricorn And Aquarius Multiple Times."
I Hate Both Of These Trolls Immensely (And Many Know Why), So I Don't Blame Anyone If They Love Or Hate Them.

~Kanaya Maryam
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:iconsongofhopeoriginal:
SongOfHopeOriginal Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You're a Capricorn, aren't you?
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:iconarcenictrickster:
arcenicTrickster Featured By Owner Edited Feb 27, 2015  Student General Artist
O♓MURGURD, T♓AT IS SOOOOOOOO TRU-E 3X3
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:iconxx-polara-winter-xx:
xX-Polara-Winter-Xx Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Whats your sign?
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:iconpsychosilvrgamr:
PsychoSilvrGamr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I see this and think, "Oh my gog they're ARE people like me around!"  I kinda wish my moirail liked Homestuck.  Although, I'm not sure we're much moirails anymore.  Also, can someone please explain the glubbing auspistice one to me?  I'm not sure I payed much attention in that part.
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EagleBoy888 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
An auspistice is a "facilitator" of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. Auspisticized pairs include Spades and Snowman, and Vriska and Tavros, all of whom have been shown to be potentially caliginous to some degree, as the emotions between two auspisticized trolls are similar to those of kismeses but are interfered with by the auspistice. Unlike the other quadrants, ashen feelings have only been shown and have suggested to beSburb Logo only felt by the auspistice and not the two parties in the mediated relationship. It may be permissible for a troll to be involved in more than one ashen triad at a time, according to Karkat's suggestion that he auspisticise between Rose and Kanaya in order for Kanaya to auspisticise between Terezi and Gamzee. This comment may also indicate that a couple can be auspisticized even if they were not entering a caliginous relationship.

Andrew explains that if the mediator does a poor job or is uninterested in keeping the peace, the two might delve into more torrid emotions, as stated above. Without auspistices, widespread black infidelity is guaranteed. It is one of the two conciliatory relationships, those more platonic to humans, the other being moirallegiance.

Auspistice is a portmanteau of "auspicious" (fortunate, promising) and "armistice" (truce.) It may be analogous to the ancient Greek concept of αγάπη (agápē), or "selfless love," since the auspistice doesn't get anything out of this directly. It also aptly sounds like asbestos, for its sound absorbing and flame resistant nature.
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NightStuck8 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
An auspitice is when two people are having a kismeisis, but a third person keeps them from doing anything to each other- sort of like a peacekeeper. I Think that Vriska and Tavros would have a kismeisis, but Kanaya keeps them from doing anything. I think that one person in a auspitice has to be moirails with the peacekeeper. At least, that's what I've gathered. Hope I helped!
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:iconrepcak75:
repcak75 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
Lemme guess, you're Capricorn.
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:iconthepiratecat78:
ThePirateCat78 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 1, 2015  Student Artist
My sister is capricorn and embraces it. And I am Leo. and my other sister is Aries. And my mother is either Libra or Scorpio.

Edit: I looked it up, and she's Scorpio...
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:iconmusiclover553:
Musiclover553 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm a Leo, and my best friends are-
2 Aries
Cancer
and a Libra—
XD IM WITH SUCH WEIRD PEOPLE AS MY FRIENDS!
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:iconcowmaiden:
cowmaiden Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
There are three Capricorns who sit next to me in class.
I am a Leo.
When I learned of this, i was terrified.
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TheLittleGingerGirl Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh fuck this is true anD maDe me laugh, anD saD Because of it Being so true.
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:iconnekogirl2:
nekogirl2 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
i understand and do most of these things homestuck has consumed my life sort of there are other tiny fandoms battling to regain my life xDD
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:iconariabinow:
ariabinow Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student General Artist
omg you have amazing life
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marierin Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014
I also thinks she's awesome 
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:iconponythekidrs:
Ponythekidrs Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That makes two of us, then...
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:iconmarierin:
marierin Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014
the amount of Vriska I draw
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:iconponythekidrs:
Ponythekidrs Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh. I rarely post my Homestuck fanart.

If I did, I'd have an amount exceeding a certain quantity of art on my page. ;P
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marierin Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014
hehehehehehe 

I post mine :D
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:iconmadsmile2500:
madsmile2500 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
gotta agree with ya yo. gotta agree
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:iconcrystalstar202:
CrystalStar202 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Student General Artist
I've been reading Homestuck for a week or two now and thanks to you i just rememburd whut my astrological sign was, a Taurus. 
great, jus great, i have no idea whut 2 sai about dis
:iconbruhpertplz: 

SICK FIRES
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donglickr Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Professional Filmographer
homestuck
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:iconimzeev:
imzeev Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i lo ve bomestuck
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we-only-need-time23 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
magic... alzzzo zzzame here on all of it all!!! exept i got a typing quirk becauzzze of it
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:iconcandycornfields:
CandyCornFields Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
......
I'm not sure why
But I fucking love you
For making this!

And I also know how it feels to kindda hate your patron troll
I am a sagittarius myself, so yeah.. Equius

He can be cool sometimes though, but he is probably the one troll I dont' want as a patron :/
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SilentLove832 Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Homestuck.
Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
HEIRESS OF VOID OUT
PEACE BRO
*pchoooooooo*
I'm a Sagittarius... xD
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:iconitsinmybloodyouknow:
Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
If I were to go by my sign, I'm a Thief Of Light. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, I go by Witch Of Rage.
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SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So kewl
I mean
Me, I have to share a title with my patron.
Mehh... Two Heir's of Void? HELL NAW! *pushes Equius but gets knocked down instead*
owww.... QAQ
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:iconitsinmybloodyouknow:
Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Huh. (Helps you up)
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:iconsilentlove832:
SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*gets up*
Thanks.
*hory sheet his back is a mofo wall QAQ*
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Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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:iconsilentlove832:
SilentLove832 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WATCH
*throws cheap phone to Equius' back*
Phone: *breaks open*
oAo"
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:iconitsinmybloodyouknow:
Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You can bounce a quarter off his ass and kill someone.
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Nekoninja26 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this so much because it reminds me of me XD .....
HOMESTUCK LOVE  pchoooooooooooooo* flys in to green sun *
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