Because of Homestuck

Thanks to Andrew Hussie and Homestuck, now:

• I have over, on this fandom alone, a thousand pictures of fan art on my computer.

• And counting.

• I wanna meet a group of trolls.

• Trolls are no longer thought of as stupid and senseless creatures you have to beat into a bloody pulp on some RPG.

• RPGs where Live Action RP is involved scare me now.

• Video games are viewed in a more terrified way.

• I know my keyboard a whole lot better

• Because of all the times 1 SOM3HOW H4D two wriite 2ome, uHH, SPEECH QUIRK of some dum8 and weiiiiiiiird kind. :::; )

• When I hear a lisp, I smile.

• I ship characters

• Mercilessly

• All the time

• And don't feel bad about it.

• Wonder: if someone dies on the moon, will they go God-teir?

• I refer to Betty Crocker as: THE EVIL BATTER WITCH!!!!  And say that title aloud every time I see her infamous logo.

• I cosplay a heck of a lot more than I used to.

• As a troll.

• I actually RP.

• When I talk about love, I also talk about the rest of my quadrants.

• And then I have to answer the questions: "What the hell is a 'moirail', 'kismeisis', and an 'auspisitice'?"

• Poker, casinos, and playing cards in general make me think of both love and violent gangs at the same time.

• Pool tables and pool balls also make me think of violent gangs.

• As well as an evil overlord that wants to kill us all.

• Along with a sexy mofo who will destroy the universe if she dies.

• I hear 'shoosh' or 'pap', I giggle.

• BUCKET! PAIL!

• That made me giggle.

• Seeing one, of any stereotypical kind, also makes me giggle.

• And think of how babies are made.

• Subtly (and not so subtly) as well as subliminally, I try to push this fandom on my family.

• With little to no success.

• But I do it anyway.

• I own a pair of cop sunglasses that don't look good on me and that I ever wear.

• A log of pages to a web comic is my homepage.

• Dirty wife beaters make me giggle.

• As well as dirty, oily, and patched up stuffed rabbits.

• I wanna yellow lizard that blows bubbles…

• I say things like 'glubbing', 'bluh', and 'gog' all the time in real life.

• As well as derp.

• And 'friend-leader.'

• I used to love my astrological sign.

• Now I hate it with an undying passion and don't like to admit what sign I am.

• I want the signs changed by three days so my sign can be changed.

• So I can change my patron troll.

• I like to ask other people what their signs are.

• So I can know to hate them or love them.

• Living in house with two Aquariuses, a Leo, and an Aries is weird.

• I use the word 'shenanigans' a lot.

• Sometimes when something dramatic is about to go down, I think or announce: "We are making.  This.  HAPEN!"

• And the College English Major in me doesn't say: "You misspelled 'happen'".

• Sometimes when I'm mad at my computer, I go: "DAMN YOU HUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

• While also thinking about flipping a table.

• I actually posted this.

• And I'm not ashamed of it.