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Thanks to Andrew Hussie and Homestuck, now:
• I have over, on this fandom alone, a thousand pictures of fan art on my computer.
• And counting.
• I wanna meet a group of trolls.
• Trolls are no longer thought of as stupid and senseless creatures you have to beat into a bloody pulp on some RPG.
• RPGs where Live Action RP is involved scare me now.
• Video games are viewed in a more terrified way.
• I know my keyboard a whole lot better
• Because of all the times 1 SOM3HOW H4D two wriite 2ome, uHH, SPEECH QUIRK of some dum8 and weiiiiiiiird kind. :::; )
• When I hear a lisp, I smile.
• I ship characters
• Mercilessly
• All the time
• And don't feel bad about it.
• Wonder: if someone dies on the moon, will they go God-teir?
• I refer to Betty Crocker as: THE EVIL BATTER WITCH!!!! And say that title aloud every time I see her infamous logo.
• I cosplay a heck of a lot more than I used to.
• As a troll.
• I actually RP.
• When I talk about love, I also talk about the rest of my quadrants.
• And then I have to answer the questions: "What the hell is a 'moirail', 'kismeisis', and an 'auspisitice'?"
• Poker, casinos, and playing cards in general make me think of both love and violent gangs at the same time.
• Pool tables and pool balls also make me think of violent gangs.
• As well as an evil overlord that wants to kill us all.
• Along with a sexy mofo who will destroy the universe if she dies.
• I hear 'shoosh' or 'pap', I giggle.
• BUCKET! PAIL!
• That made me giggle.
• Seeing one, of any stereotypical kind, also makes me giggle.
• And think of how babies are made.
• Subtly (and not so subtly) as well as subliminally, I try to push this fandom on my family.
• With little to no success.
• But I do it anyway.
• I own a pair of cop sunglasses that don't look good on me and that I ever wear.
• A log of pages to a web comic is my homepage.
• Dirty wife beaters make me giggle.
• As well as dirty, oily, and patched up stuffed rabbits.
• I wanna yellow lizard that blows bubbles…
• I say things like 'glubbing', 'bluh', and 'gog' all the time in real life.
• As well as derp.
• And 'friend-leader.'
• I used to love my astrological sign.
• Now I hate it with an undying passion and don't like to admit what sign I am.
• I want the signs changed by three days so my sign can be changed.
• So I can change my patron troll.
• I like to ask other people what their signs are.
• So I can know to hate them or love them.
• Living in house with two Aquariuses, a Leo, and an Aries is weird.
• I use the word 'shenanigans' a lot.
• Sometimes when something dramatic is about to go down, I think or announce: "We are making. This. HAPEN!"
• And the College English Major in me doesn't say: "You misspelled 'happen'".
• Sometimes when I'm mad at my computer, I go: "DAMN YOU HUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
• While also thinking about flipping a table.
• I actually posted this.
• And I'm not ashamed of it.
• I have over, on this fandom alone, a thousand pictures of fan art on my computer.
• And counting.
• I wanna meet a group of trolls.
• Trolls are no longer thought of as stupid and senseless creatures you have to beat into a bloody pulp on some RPG.
• RPGs where Live Action RP is involved scare me now.
• Video games are viewed in a more terrified way.
• I know my keyboard a whole lot better
• Because of all the times 1 SOM3HOW H4D two wriite 2ome, uHH, SPEECH QUIRK of some dum8 and weiiiiiiiird kind. :::; )
• When I hear a lisp, I smile.
• I ship characters
• Mercilessly
• All the time
• And don't feel bad about it.
• Wonder: if someone dies on the moon, will they go God-teir?
• I refer to Betty Crocker as: THE EVIL BATTER WITCH!!!! And say that title aloud every time I see her infamous logo.
• I cosplay a heck of a lot more than I used to.
• As a troll.
• I actually RP.
• When I talk about love, I also talk about the rest of my quadrants.
• And then I have to answer the questions: "What the hell is a 'moirail', 'kismeisis', and an 'auspisitice'?"
• Poker, casinos, and playing cards in general make me think of both love and violent gangs at the same time.
• Pool tables and pool balls also make me think of violent gangs.
• As well as an evil overlord that wants to kill us all.
• Along with a sexy mofo who will destroy the universe if she dies.
• I hear 'shoosh' or 'pap', I giggle.
• BUCKET! PAIL!
• That made me giggle.
• Seeing one, of any stereotypical kind, also makes me giggle.
• And think of how babies are made.
• Subtly (and not so subtly) as well as subliminally, I try to push this fandom on my family.
• With little to no success.
• But I do it anyway.
• I own a pair of cop sunglasses that don't look good on me and that I ever wear.
• A log of pages to a web comic is my homepage.
• Dirty wife beaters make me giggle.
• As well as dirty, oily, and patched up stuffed rabbits.
• I wanna yellow lizard that blows bubbles…
• I say things like 'glubbing', 'bluh', and 'gog' all the time in real life.
• As well as derp.
• And 'friend-leader.'
• I used to love my astrological sign.
• Now I hate it with an undying passion and don't like to admit what sign I am.
• I want the signs changed by three days so my sign can be changed.
• So I can change my patron troll.
• I like to ask other people what their signs are.
• So I can know to hate them or love them.
• Living in house with two Aquariuses, a Leo, and an Aries is weird.
• I use the word 'shenanigans' a lot.
• Sometimes when something dramatic is about to go down, I think or announce: "We are making. This. HAPEN!"
• And the College English Major in me doesn't say: "You misspelled 'happen'".
• Sometimes when I'm mad at my computer, I go: "DAMN YOU HUSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
• While also thinking about flipping a table.
• I actually posted this.
• And I'm not ashamed of it.
Literature
Because of Homestuck...
I ask people about their signs, so I can shake my head and giggle.
When I see a frog, I think of ancient ruins.
Computer games seem more life threatening.
Trolling has taken on an entirely new meaning for me.
I have rethought about the safeness of apple juice.
Starry nights are funnier.
Ghosts are really cool, whether they be green and saved as a computer background or wandering aimlessly around.
Magic 8 balls and cue balls are now very fascinating for me.
I secretly despise Betty Crocker and some baking food products.
I wonder if people can have different colored b
Literature
Reasons We Love Homestuck
“Reasons we love H O M E S T U C K.”
[Free-style poem]
Why do this love this web comic, you ask?
Maybe it’s just the way the fandom rolls,
or how mean Andrew Hussie trolls.
It could possibly be Eridan’s accent (WWyeh?)
or even Feferi’s keyboard trident. (---E)
Some people say it’s Equius’ broken bows and arrows, ( D →)
but what about Nepeta’s meows and roleplays? (:33 <)
We really do love Sollux’s lisp,
and also when Karkat’s pissed. (FUCKASS!)
Including Kanaya's fabulous lipstick,
it's also Rose's amazing magic.
How about when Dave starts rapping
and Jade Harle
Literature
Eridan's Lament
its kars fault - he wwas too stupid to lead - too stupid to live
its sols fault - he stole HER - wworthless yelloww bastard
its vvris's fault - she wwouldnt listen to me anymore
its fefs fault - she wwas mean to me
its all kars fault - he was in charge - he let this happen to me, to all of us
him and his freaky red blood
its evveryones fault
no one evver listens
no one understands
no one evver lovved me
i havve alwways been alone
noww to make it permanent
just do it.
S (so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so) many
Thoughts
Mistakes
Choices
Feelings
Hopes
Fears
Regrets
Suggested Collections
Featured in Groups
I regret nothing!
Homestuck (c)
Edit:
WHOA! Over one hundred faves and 15 hundred views?!?!?!?!?!?
This took me, like, seven minutes to think up.
Then only twenty minutes to type.
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE APRROVE OF THESE SHENANIGANS!?!?!?!
Edit-Edit:
150+ faves and 2,200+ views?????
What-- I can't-- just-- I--
Edit-Edit-Edit
200+ faves and 3,000+ views...........................?
My head just exploded.
Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit
300 faves....
42 hundred + views.........
This was on the front page...........................
I-I-I-- I just-- just-- I can't-- I don't even--
*finds a vacant corner and curls up in the fetal position*
I think I'm gonna pass out.
One-Last-Edit
I just want to thank everyone that faved this. I wish that I could thank you all, personally, but there were just so many all at once that I can't get to them all! I will get back to you if you comment, but for faves, I'm afraid all I can do is give a group thank you!
So thank you!
Homestuck (c)
Edit:
WHOA! Over one hundred faves and 15 hundred views?!?!?!?!?!?
This took me, like, seven minutes to think up.
Then only twenty minutes to type.
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE APRROVE OF THESE SHENANIGANS!?!?!?!
Edit-Edit:
150+ faves and 2,200+ views?????
What-- I can't-- just-- I--
Edit-Edit-Edit
200+ faves and 3,000+ views...........................?
My head just exploded.
Edit-Edit-Edit-Edit
300 faves....
42 hundred + views.........
This was on the front page...........................
I-I-I-- I just-- just-- I can't-- I don't even--
*finds a vacant corner and curls up in the fetal position*
I think I'm gonna pass out.
One-Last-Edit
I just want to thank everyone that faved this. I wish that I could thank you all, personally, but there were just so many all at once that I can't get to them all! I will get back to you if you comment, but for faves, I'm afraid all I can do is give a group thank you!
So thank you!
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